1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"The life of a half-elf can be hard."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can and write what you touch
Speaker

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Family Guy

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:14

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:22

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Dog going downstairs, my sister's TV.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Letting the dog out at 2:30. I don't go out. It's cold.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My friend's journal entry.

9. What are you wearing?
Grey sweatpants, hot pink pajama top with tropical fruit on the front.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. 8 Bit Theater related dreams rock.

11. When did you last laugh?
1/2 hour ago, at 8 Bit Theater.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
African themed pictures, a platinum record, a wooden mask of an antelope, a poster of Sephiroth.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
B: I don't be knowin, those mages tend to hang onto their cherries for quite some time, yar.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Fun!

15. What is the last film you saw?
Advent Children.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Manga, Thief Plushie, Dungeons and Dragons books.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I don't have my original liver.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I want everybody to just stop fucking doing bad shit all the damn time!

19. Do you like to dance?
Nope.

20. George Bush:
Doesn't lead my country. But an idiot.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
... *shrug*

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Optimus Prime!

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"You totally got in!"

25. 4 people who must also do this quizz in THEIR journal:
Fox and... anybody.